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That was just hilarious. Thank you. ❤️

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Per "wood fired coffee" -- "Like a gas roaster, the wood flame has no direct avenue to the beans. Fans pull the hot air off the fire and fling it over the beans in the drum. [This apparently] provides a dry, softer heat from wood roaster, resulting in a much superior and consistent end product and exquisite taste profiles, in comparison to gas." La de da.

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I think they just misspelled "Wood Fried Coffee" (because it's the South, and everything must be fried). Btw, why does the word "misspelled" always look misspelled?

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The sky is so big because the land is insanely flat. Same in Rhode Island...

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